Religious Truth Bumper Sticker Last update: 1996/3/10 - more truth

My truth:

FECES TRANSPIRE

Peter Midnight, 1995

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Other truths, from other soothsayers:

TAOISM

Shit happens.

CONFUCIANISM

Confucius say,
"Shit happens."

BUDDHISM

If shit happens,
it isn't really shit.

ZEN-BUDDHISM

What is the sound
of shit happening?

HINDUISM

This shit has
happened before.

ISLAM

If shit happens, it
is the will of Allah.

CATHOLICISM

If shit happens,
you deserved it.

PROTESTANTISM

Let shit happen
to someone else.

JUDAISM

Why does shit
always happen to us?

NEW AGE

Affirm: "Shit does
not happen to me."

ATHEIST

I don't believe
this shit

RASTAFARIAN

Let's roll that shit
up and smoke it.

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